Fart Laodicean-style is 1/3, Part Two

Well That’s That 2/3 Part One

My History sucks, I’ll grant ya that, and I bet you are weirder than me. I know lol when Barack Obama publishes his book lists and music. Bro knows what’s up with Heaven just like me. Jesus likes music and reading.

Not so sure about iPhones though, are you Barack? What about iPad? Amazon? Does Jesus buy jeans from Goodwill?

Weird

Weirder

Weirdest

Hallelujah.

I’m sure I can come up with a good ole fashion music list for Barack Obama after a ripe little Laodicean Fart Quote from The Book.

You got Calvin and Hobbs in Part one. I’m eclectic in my reading lists, aren’t I, America?

I mean I specialized in the Bible for 12 years, Bitch. BBBOOOOORRRRRIIIIINNNNGGGG

But so are Lucifer, Satan, Michael, God Father, Jesus Christ! And Tara. Who?

Well fuck. They know who I am!!

I’m j/k. They don’t know me. They know ONLY MAGA. God and Son are cliquish.

Published by Cara Ann Beaty

Author, Mother, Spiritualist

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